Blogging on Meds

I hate fraternities. Luckily, I went to UC Santa Cruz were the “Greek” system was basically non-existent. The LA Times, and The Dirty (among many other news outlets) are reporting that 96 people, including 75 San Diego State University (”SDSU”) students were busted in a 6 month undercover drug sting that involved 7 different fraternity houses. While this news should come as no shock to anyone who’s ever stepped foot on a college campus, the stupidity of some of the actions is slightly awe-inspiring. Check out this guys “drug sale”! Incredible:

Kenneth Ciaccio, 19, a member of the Theta Chi fraternity, sent out a mass text-message to “faithful customers,” saying that he was traveling to Las Vegas and would not be able to make his normal cocaine sales, the DEA said.

Sounds like the California state college system is producing some real stand up individuals:

One alleged dealer was just a month away from receiving a master’s degree in homeland security and had worked with the campus police as a security officer, officials said. Another student who was arrested on suspicion of possession of cocaine and two guns was a criminal justice major, officials said.

Does anyone actually learn anything at undergraduate college anymore? Well, anything besides how to make a beer bong with common household items, and how to scam your parents out of living expenses? Makes you want to home-school your kid, doesn’t it?