Prior to dawning Celtic Green, Mr.Garnett was my favorite non-Celtic. A lot of this appreciation was centered around the fact that he looked dope in a uniform that incorporated green. It was easy for me to fantasize what it would be like to see him dominating alongside Paul Pierce and making that team legit, I’ve seen enough potlucked together Celtic teams, the Antoine Wiggle, Rogers and Delk jacking awful threes, trades for injured white dudes, etc.
Mr. Ainge made this dream a reality and the Celtics have delivered thus far aside from a perplexing series against the Hawks. My brain cannot grasp why they almost blew that series, I’m hoping that it was as simple as Bibby (who is a dead ringer for 2nd place White Rapper John Brown) was calling in hookers in the form of fat white chicks to their hotel rooms before each road game causing lethargic play.
This post is not about sports, Boston, basketball or anything other than competitive swagger.
As you see in the pictures accompanying this post, KG has not only brought a winning team oriented mentality to the Celtics, he brought a serious swag and a signature look, the sketchy towel wrapped around the neck or head, the premier post-game / bench look. This can also be modified into a look similar to something the king of swag’s Jim Jones, signature new look, which he’s repping on the cover of his latest CD:
Once again my white skin permits me from doing anything this cool so I have to celebrate how good this looks on brothers. Seeing cool black people in green with sketchy towels makes me almost hate how white skin looks in those uniforms, how did I ever think, Bird, McHale, or even fucking Greg Kite looked remotely cool or intimidating in those uniforms when something like this exists. Pasty white skin looks negative cool in anything white and sleeveless, sorry any-dude-USA wearing a wife beater, in case you didn’t know you look like an asshole.
Thank you KG for all your contributions, I hope to see dudes rocking the towel look this sticky New York Summer.
TAGS: Boston Celtics, Jim Jones, Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant
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May 7th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
“Hosted by Dame Dash” fuck.
Sorry to cross-reference you but how is JJ’s headwear not “war fashion”? Not that it matters at all in fact it just shows how amazing BD’s are that they can rock the worst shit and still look better than I would in a $25G suit.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Sketchy Towel look rules. I was psyched to see ‘Chard repping it the other night.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
During Game 7 KG looked like a Muslim pirate from the 1700s…I love this team. Lebron sucks.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Fat chicks that wear Kaffiyehs are white, don’t deal drugs or ever look cool.
Jim Jones supports terrorism on wax , he mentions how he’ll “Talibam Niggas” on wax. It’s not war fashion it’s a lifestyle.
Additionally dude is just wearing a scarf like he’s some villian in Raiders Of the Lost Arc, it’s not referencing warn torn countries it’s just a great look.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
“some villian in Raiders of the Lost Arc”
A+
May 8th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
What’s a sweathog to do? I back the towel.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I am a sweathog for sure, I am backing this look, I get a little less pasty in the summer maybe I can rock this, I want to real bad, does the NBA store have official towels? I’m copping now if so.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Little Edie was rockin towels way long ago. Didn’t anyone see Grey Gardens? Now that shit is ganster. A hand towel on your head as a turban held together with a diamond broach? Craze.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Go KG fuck Kobe Celts rule!!!! LA SUCKS!!!