Blogging on Meds

Considering that people want to read about piss and I need a niche, I accept the role of pissmaster and will provide you with a weekly Piss Report. This week we’ll focus on Kobe Bryant and his post-game rant last night after the Lakers failed to hold a 24 point lead :

Whine about it tonight, a lot of wine, a lot of beer, a couple shots, maybe like 20 of them, digest it, get back to work tomorrow. Nothing you can do. Nothing. We just wet the bed. A nice big one, too, one of the ones you can’t put a towel over. It was terrible. Nothing you can do about it. They played great in the third quarter, we played like crap. They pulled out a great win, now it’s time to move on to the next one, period.

That’s correct, Kobe is a pisser. There’s a lot going on here let’s start with the lethal mix of wine, beer and shots. It’s safe to say that Kobe might have benefited from a little time in College learning how to drink. It’s no wonder he’s pissing the bed and getting accused of rape. I’ve seen humans do incredible things after two or three shots, things they didn’t remember but won’t forget because it was witnessed and become urban legend. A fraction of the Kobe equation caused some dudes I know to try to cut a tree down (bad call having a saw in your whip) only to pass out and have a cop wake them up the next morning asking why they were sleeping in a parking lot with a saw while a Honda Civic bisected by a tree was illuminated by the rising sun in the background.

I’m saying there’s no way Vanessa Bryant doesn’t wake up to a Laker Golden Shower thanks to Kobe’s binge drinking, she probably got drenched last night.

Make it rain Kobe!