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UFC ex-champ, Rampage, on a Rampage in the OC


Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 6:39 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

I’m not going to condone felony hit-and-run on the 55 in a monster truck. Nor am I going to make light of driving said monster truck (complete with a giant picture decal of yourself) down the wrong way of a crowded Balboa street “causing pedestrians to flee in terror.” Running red lights, crashing into cars, driving on the median and almost killing innocent people in Newport Beach… none of these things constitute normal behavior. I can’t even begin to speculate on what caused the UFC and PRIDE fighter, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson to freak out like this last Tuesday, but I sincerely feel for him.

It’s easy for even the most compassionate people to dismiss a guy like this. He beats people up for a living, he’s testosterone personified, a giant ego with a giant truck to match… I get it. They attribute his actions to steroids and/or drugs and claim it was his choice but don’t bother ask if there could be a bigger, more complex problem that not only made this possible but even probable.

I met Quinton after I moved to Huntington Beach, California around early 2000. I was running my gear company, called Next Level – designing and marketing merchandise and starting to sponsor fighters. I was also training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu almost full-time and backstage at a lot of fights. A bunch of gyms at the time were either in location limbo or wrapped up in partner politics, so I was a constant visitor to several simultaneously around Orange County and LA. Quinton had moved to HB recently as well, his goal was to become a professional fighter but he was basically living in his car he was so broke. But he was always a nice guy that never complained, he was never too good to learn from anybody smaller or less experienced than him, never too prideful to ask for help, never too egotistical to see his own flaws and never too tired to work. He got hyped when you caught him in a knee-bar and was quick to congratulate you, but he would only let it happen once (true story). When it became pretty obvious that all the pros were buzzing about him and those top pros that visited were starting to get their asses kicked by him in training, he still talked humbly about his aspirations and his kids. He later beat almost all of those pros in Pride and UFC rising quickly to the top.

It’s fair to ask if steroids or drugs were involved when it pertains to the mixed martial arts world - steroids are fairly common throughout the professional social ranks and the in-crowd of hobbyist fighters in the United States and even more in countries like Brazil and Japan where the sport is absolutely huge and winners are national heroes. Up until somewhat recently, MMA was considered an outlaw’s sport in the U.S. with ex-military fighters from fallen third-world countries (where drugs and roids are plentiful) and old-school juicers dominating the top international levels of the sport. Sympathizers of Baseball’s (or cycling’s) steroid problem take notice - all excuses apply, ie: the pressure is too much, everybody’s doing it, can’t be competitive without it, we’ve got hungry mouths to feed, etc. The most serious painkillers are around too; you just have to ask anybody on the mat if they know a good sports medicine doctor and you’ll soon be drugged up enough to giggle through arm-lock training with your torn rotator cuff.

See Mark Kerr shooting up opiates in the HBO documentary “The Smashing Machine” or Rico Rodriguez’s first episode on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew for good examples.

A couple of weeks ago, Quinton lost the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship to Forrest Griffin. Then Tuesday something we don’t yet understand obviously triggered Rampage to freak out. We don’t know if it was drugs, roids, depression or some other serious problem but in time we will find out the truth. If you’re so quick to judge Rampage as guilty of his own vices and condemn him to bad karma, you should have your “compassionate” card pulled.

Dana White, President of the company that owns the UFC was on a plane reportedly in 17 minutes to help. To the best of my knowledge, companies don’t usually show that kind of love for their employees and that might just be what this industry and many others need. After being released on $25,000 bail on Tuesday, Quinton was 5150’ed (committed to a mental hospital) for a three-day mental evaluation on Wednesday. White mentioned that Quinton been fasting - drinking only energy drinks and effectively not sleeping for a few days straight.

Before we move on to labeling Quinton “crazy” let’s just slow down and compare this to other famous freak-outs. If Quinton were a comedian, where would your prejudices lean? After Dave Chappelle walked away from like $50 million with Comedy Central and went to Africa, the press and the public called him crazy only when they weren’t alleging hard drug abuse. After the dust settled, Dave came back for an interview on Inside The Actor’s Studio where he used the example of Martin Lawrence to put this subject into perspective. “The worst thing to call somebody is crazy, it’s dismissive,” Chappelle said. Dave asked how Martin Lawrence, having survived great success and a stroke with a smile ended up screaming on the street waving a gun? Seems like a valid question to me.

“These people are not crazy. They are strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.” Chappelle said


New music video from The Verve - Love Is Noise


Wednesday, July 9, 2008 - 6:06 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Tipped off to us by designer and internationally known superstar, Delirous Hook and posted on The Music Slut. Download the MP3 from a past post here.

It’s a visibly more complex production and surely more expensive than past Verve/Richard Ashcroft videos (excluding the early DIY ones) which often focused on Richard performing a mundane routine (usually just walking around or sitting in a chair) for 90% of the video, with the band stopping just in time for the endtro. That’s standard British rock star music video swagger - where just being there and looking like you don’t want to be makes your aura of cool authentic. Though it may be effective in England, it doesn’t get you shit in the USA. You’ve gotta play “horrorcore” while jumping around literally wearing clown masks to make a record go platinum here.

So will the release of a new record, a new song, a new video and a new swagger help The Verve make it big this time in a place where lesser bands of a similar genre like Snow Patrol or Coldplay are huge?


Stephen Baldwin: “most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”


Tuesday, July 1, 2008 - 4:10 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

(total dickhead)

Stephen Baldwin is an actor who became a born again Christian after 9/11. He’s a Bushie/McCainiack and also the host of an extreme sports/evangelical/Jesus tour (kid fiddling festival) and backer of a NY Gospel Church/Drug Treatment Center where Michael Lohan (”father” of Lindsey and ex-con) is an ordained minister tasked with getting kids off drugs using the power of Jesus.

Known racist, conservative radio hack and recent Fox News addition, Laura Ingram is all upset that Hollywood actors have an opinion on politics, so she asks the for the political opinion of this two-bit actor while wondering aloud why we should care what intelligent a-list actors like: Oprah, George Clooney and Morgan Freeman have to say about the election. Baldwin’s response is “I’m from Long-Island”. Laura throws in a little dis on the better Baldwin, Alec, who Stephen admits could still kick his ass and they move on. Why we should be listening to this asshole, is never quite answered and no campaign issue is ever discussed. Great coverage, Fox.

What’s “mind-blowing” to Stephen is that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have united to win the election for Democrats, as if it’s strange that primary opponents of the same party would unite for the good of their party in the general election. Apparently Stephen has forgot the legendary smears and attacks during Bush/McCain primary in 2000 (Bartcopnation.com has a partial list here) or maybe he just hasn’t noticed the Bush McSame love they now publicly share… or he’s just a hypocrite and a loser.

(montage from Think Progress, click for larger love)

Stephen sites no reason for his undying support of McCain/Bush but he does carry on the tradition of baseless claims and predictions packaged in garbled grammar. Here’s “the other thing” that’s “pissing off” Baldwin:

“Why do they keep saying that four more years of McCain is four more years of Bush? That’s the most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s totally untrue and I believe John McCain is going to be the next president of the United States… and should be!” (points finger at camera)

Stephen says he’ll leave the country if Obama wins. Sometimes it’s just too easy… good riddance patriot.

Don’t fret Hollywood conservatives, Wilford Brimley (who?) is a McCain supporter just like you (and Laura likes that!). Nearly dead white guys with old-timey mustaches… my friends, that’s change you can believe in.


Verve new single, Oasis is still a heart breaker


Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 4:11 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Buddyhead is a great source for the leakage of new songs from our forefathers’ homeland (England). I agree with Travis and trust him almost all of the time, I can attest to his major-rager status but I just can’t keep up with his undying loyalty to Oasis. I wish I could…. I really do but for 2.5 records, they’ve been breaking my heart. As I’ve said before, the magic is gone.

So anyway, both Oasis and The Verve are coming out with new albums soon and while I’m not even moderately interested in the new Oasis record, Travis has better things to say:

…on October 7th, I will be running to the record store (if there are any by then) to pick up my copy of the seventh studio album by the greatest current rock band in the world…. OASIS! They’re sticking with the four word title just like the last record and calling this one “Dig Out Your Soul”. The first single, “The Shock of the Lightning,” will be released one week earlier on September 29, 2008.

If you agree, visit his May 6th post where he leaks 3 new Oasis songs.

The Verve still has a second chance to win me over forever like Oasis has won over Travis, obviously the recent live shows has got me hyped (read our posts here: 1, 2, 3). The new record comes out August 19th in the US and here’s the new song, stolen from Buddyhead:

The Verve-Love Is Noise (MP3)

To me, it seems a bit over produced (its happened in the past and I haven’t bitched about it). The drums/ guitar are a bit Coldplayish and the “woot woot woot woot woo” in the background during verses is a bit distracting - I just want to hear that slick Ricky A voice on it’s own. BUT it’s been on loop for 45 minutes now and I’m feeling it. A good video could actually make this song a hit… in England.

George Carlin, RIP


Monday, June 23, 2008 - 4:09 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

I don’t have much time to write about this and I couldn’t do it even half as well as others currently are, instead here’s some videos from one of the greatest comedian and social commentators we’ve ever had. A genius.

Wanted: More Party Animals


Monday, June 23, 2008 - 3:55 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

It’s as rare to find a t-shirt design idea that isn’t some re-appropriated/rip-off graphic as it is to find one with a positive political message creatively integrated into a fresh design idea that’s not for nerds.

Our friend Straight Ed’s t-shirt company pulls it off, taking animal silhouettes (like a dog, gorilla and penguin) and rendering them in the same style you’d see the two American political party logos.

The message is simple, we need more party animals. The standard choice of the lesser of two evils (Dems or Republicans) just isn’t enough of a choice. We need more.

Weekend Warriors SXE Hardcore Flashback - Youth of Today ‘88


Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 2:21 am (EST)
By John LaCroix

We used to trade these 10th generation copied VHS tapes of old shows (there’s some embarrassing ones out there.) We’d watch them in the office at Equal Vision Records during some BBQ that Steve and Kate Reddy were hosting. Then we’d talk about fighting for like 5 hours.

This video is back in the day at it’s absolute best in quality and substance - easily one of the best videos that exists of Youth of Today. First generation encode of YOT live at the Anthrax 1988… the whole show. (Right after Ray’s first trip to India - damn he was good.) The videoographer tells me great stories, but I’m sure you’ll read about them some time soon on DOUBLE CROSS. He’s got many tapes that are going to start popping up on Youtube soon.

Speaking of YOT. I heard today from the Executive Producer of a 21st Anniversary Revelation Records Tribute compilation, on Revelation, of course. Death By Stereo is doing “Break Down The Walls” and Scott Vogel and Terror must have been so stoked to record a Side By Side song.

I’ll get you more info on this comp soon.

Ohio science teacher burned crosses into students arms


Friday, June 20, 2008 - 5:08 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

If you have any question in your mind about the dangers of rampant radical Christianity read on.

The Columbus Dispatch has the story. The headline calls it a “branding incident” but in fact, the school, parents and seemingly everybody knew this was going on for some time and nothing was done:

In addition to the branding incident, Freshwater is accused of teaching the theory of intelligent design to his eighth-grade science class even though the district ordered him not to in 2003, the lawsuit says.

“Mr. Freshwater advised his students that although he is forced to teach from the textbooks, the teachings are wrong or not proven according to the Bible,” the suit states.

School administrators knew that Freshwater disregarded their instructions, but they allowed him to continue teaching and never disciplined him even after the branding, according to the lawsuit filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Columbus. The suit did not identify the student or his parents.

The district’s attorney, David Millstone, said school administrators could not have disciplined Freshwater before the investigation’s completion. The Mount Vernon school board is scheduled to meet Friday to discuss the report and what, if any, action to take.

The suit alleges Freshwater burned a cross on the student’s arm on Dec. 6, using an electric device that puts out a high voltage. The device is used in science classrooms to teach the characteristics of different gases.

The boy’s parents complained to school administrators, who say they told Freshwater not to do it again.

Yay, Jesus!

Finally, Media Matters calls out Brian Sussman - bay area radio neo-con, theo-con


Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 2:23 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Sussman hasn’t been on the radar quite yet, probably because he’s an idiot and a nobody.

In the bay area where he’s “live and local in the belly of the beast”  - my friends, coworkers and I are all very familiar with his daily racist and homophobic rants. Sussman doesn’t hide his racism, homophobia, and sexism… smear attacks and general stupidity. Then again, would you expect a self-described neo-con, theo-con to hold back?

Almost a year ago to today, I reported on this blog (and also tried to tip off Media Matters) about Sussman’s use of the word “wetback” to describe Ted Kennedy in a racist anti-immigrant tirade.

While, I’m happy to see Brian Sussman finally getting the attention he deserves, Media Matters picked a relatively mild rant on the Sussman Show to welcome him to their hall of shame. For that example, Sussman brings on a guy named Dr. Charlie Self, aka Dr. History, to perpetuate the idea that them gays are infiltrating our public school system.

I’ve been having some fun searching out information about this Dr. History guy. His blog is quite interesting. “Messenger to the thoughtful” is his slogan. Nice pasty white picture, nice bullet pointed rants. I feel better already.

Apparently his wife, Kathy, is an artist. She paints crucifixes and disco balls.

(That’s pretty original actually)

Charlie Self is also a writer involved in the Christian Self-Help entrepreneurial movement (scam). While a search for his name on Amazon yields NO MATCHES, I guess he has a book. (Come on… every writer on this shitty blog has a book or some product for sale with their name on it on Amazon.com or at least they have one on the way…. get it together, amateur.)

The site - thepoweroffocus.ca says:

Charlie is a coach, consultant, minister, professor and thought-leader with a gift of encouraging personal growth. For twenty-five years he has educated and empowered in churches, colleges and seminaries in Belgium, Washington, D.C., Oregon and in California.

“thought-leader??????????” Excuse me?

So I bring you another example, from this past Monday…
It shouldn’t surprise you that Sussman uses the pedophile/bestiality/slippery slope argument over and over again and thinks our schools are “brainwashing” our kids for the gay agenda.

From the 7 day audio archives posted on ksfo.com, I took 2 short clips from his show last Monday to make this video of Sussman discussing just that with a caller.

and here’s the audio alone for download: sussman-gay-brainwashing

Kick these assholes off the air. Fair use, B*tches!!!

The McCain Clinic


Saturday, June 14, 2008 - 3:18 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Oh I wish I was a pregnant teenage girl.

Think about that when you place your spiteful vote… LADIES…

Breaking: Tim Russert is dead at age 58


Friday, June 13, 2008 - 3:50 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Apparently from a heart attack… MSNBC.com, 6 minutes ago has very few details

From NY POST:

Tim Russert, NBC journalist and political heavyweight host of “Meet the Press,” has died after collapsing at NBC’s Washington news bureau, a source said. He was 58 years old

Update: It’s all over TV now.

I’m voting republican


Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 4:03 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Great new propaganda, complete with facts!

Hew Burney, LA/Vegas photographer (on meds)


Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 2:27 am (EST)
By John LaCroix

Hew Burney is our newest contributor, he lives back and forth between Hollywood and Las Vegas where he photographs celebrities often engaged in sin at A-list events (including Rehab at Hard Rock Vegas’ Pool) and apparently he doesn’t sleep much. He’ll fit in juuust right. So, from time to time he’ll be blessing us with a photo and story or two. If you can’t get enough, check out his website at hewmanbeing.com

Here’s a couple recent gems of people you love to love and hate. (Click the pics for high-res.)

Paris Hilton’s new best friends at the launch party for her “new” TV show at Tao Las Vegas - June 6th, 2008. Apparently dancing uncomfortably in a group on stage with Paris is a prerequisite. I vote for the guy on the bottom right.

Sex Pistols Live at The Joint (Only US Show) - June 7th, 2008. Left - THE Johnny Rotten, right - Steve Jones.

Flo-Rida at Rehab Pool Party, Hard Rock Las Vegas - June 8th, 2008. Left - refreshing Perrier-Jouet flowing over the head, right - PoolRida… “Marco?”

Left - Mrs. Flav, Baby Flav, Flo and Flavor Flav, right - Boxer Zab Judah, Flav and Flo. Somebody cool Flav off.

More after the fold.

(more…)

Dennis Kucinich reads impeachment articles, is #1 vegan ass kicker


Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 3:35 am (EST)
By John LaCroix

In the video, (borrowed from crooksandliars.com) just before he takes the podium you can faintly hear him say “I’m gonna go for it”.

Dennis Kucinich indeed goes for “it” and by “it” I mean 35 articles of impeachment against George Bush. This is the carefully crafted case against the two criminals who have nearly destroyed our country (and a few other in the process, but I guess I don’t need to explain it to this crowd).

He begins to state his intent… “the form of the resolution is as follows…” as the sounds of pasty white grey haired grown babies mumble and grumble behind him… “THE HOUSE IS NOT IN ORDER!” he demands. And with a few clacks of the gavel, they quiet down momentarily.

He read them all to a pretty much empty and mostly hostile house… all 35 reasons (even though there’s at least a hundred) to impeach the bastard. The blogosphere is alive and mainstream news is sleeping as usual so… Watch the video - cspan_kucinich_impeachment_articles_080609a.mov

Here’s to you Dennis! The tofu is on us.

Denny and the blogger that I stole this photo from (”I like the guy” he says)

The Terrorist Bump - Fox News exposes the new jihad


Monday, June 9, 2008 - 5:31 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

Hey Kids, everybody’s talking about the hottest new hand gesture… the terrorist fist jab or knuckle/fist bump. Show your commitment to jihad! Bump those fists!

This is how the simple mind of E.D. Hill of Fox News works when she’s executing a character attack on a Presidential candidate. Media Matters is demanding an apology.

UPDATE: E.D. Hill loses her show on Fox, though her fate is still unknown! Finally, some justice.

Untilted - A magazine - issue 2


Monday, June 9, 2008 - 4:21 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

From the blood, sweat and tears of midwest artist and designer and typographer, Michael Perry comes the second issue of an art/fashion magazine titled, Untitled.

This issue comes in a limited run of 1000 copies and features the work of ANTHONY WALLACE, LUKE RAMSEY, BRIGITTE SIRE, ROBIN CAMERON, NOAH SHELDON, DAMIEN CORELL, BEN FREDRICKSON, MILAN ZRNIC, JEREMY WILLIAMS, JOSH CLANCY, THEO MORRISON, WYETH HANSEN, ANNA WOLF collaborated and composited with Mr. Perry’s signature stylistic illustrations.

This would make a nice father’s day gift for any dad who likes his art in a collectible yet accessible form. Get it from the website for a mere 18 bucks.

biting our steez


Friday, June 6, 2008 - 9:22 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

HEY, stay out of our biznaz! We had the haterade market cornered in 1999…

Blasphemous Undefeated x Lamar Odom tees for you non-Bostonians, much pricer than the sweet ink variety sold by my comrades on the mean streets of beantown but I guess some of the profit goes to Lamar Odom’s charity foundation, Cathy’s Kids.

We’ll see who sucks this time… the TRUTH

Surfing in Yemen: a very short guide


Friday, June 6, 2008 - 5:43 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

The sports theme today is going strong, here’s a new one you haven’t seen yet… barefoot surfing in ancient irrigation channels in Yemen.

Cycling with a boner


Friday, June 6, 2008 - 5:25 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

The University of Miami is conducting a study to find out if Viagra can increase cycling performance at high altitudes. I think we need somebody to carefully review old Tour De France footage to check Lance Armstrong for raging boners in the mountain stages cause he always killed it there. Does it still work when you only have one nut?

From the Miami Herald:

At a lab on the Coral Gables campus, cyclists swallow a 50-milligram Viagra pill or placebo, step onto a stationary bike, warm up, then pedal at race pace for 3.6 miles while breathing oxygen-reduced air that simulates the effect of riding on a 12,800-foot mountain.

The Tour de Romance? No. None of the subjects has had an erection

BOOOO! What’s it good for then?

Neighboor profiling contest - win a date with a psycho.


Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 3:54 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

wtf?