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Mariah Carey is Possessed by Anna Nicole!


Wednesday, June 11, 2008 - 8:40 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap” Dolly Parton

Is anyone else creeped out by Mariah Carey? She gives me that uncomfortable feeling when she speaks in public or poses for a camera and it’s eerily similar to a pap smear, no, worse, to the way I once felt when Anna Nicole Smith would talk
Here are some other similarities I’ve noticed…
They both have at one point or another removed clothes on various TV appearances. Mariah on TRL and Anna Nicole on an awards show.

They both dress, or did dress in Anna Nicole’s case, like South Beach or Jersey Shore (no offense Rick V.) mall employees from the nineties.

They both love, loved to say or sing “Touch my body” as in Mariah’s new hit single and like in Anna Nicole’s infamous speech “ Like my body”.  What we need to do now is take away that poor baby Daniel Lyn and give her to her rightful born-again Mommy Mariah! Furthermore, the butt load of monetary compensation that comes with that kid will surely make Nick Cannon’s sacrifice worth it.  I wonder if this explains the whirlwind wedding! Maybe he knew something we didn’t. Hummm….


John Cusack Drops Knowledge and Drop Kicks John McSame


Wednesday, June 11, 2008 - 7:12 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

In a video just put out by moveon.org, actor John Cusack shows us just how McSamie the GOP nominee is.  Now this is straight talk baby!


Creator of Pringles Chip Tube Buried in It Today


Monday, June 2, 2008 - 4:09 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

He made it, he loved it, and when Dr. Fredric J. Baur died at age 89 this week, he asked to be buried within it. The Pringles chip tube (which to be honest is a pretty amazing container, or so says my 11 year old self) was a huge deal in 1970 and his biggest accomplishment, so being the rational and well thought out man that he was, the obvious place, the only place for his remains were to go in the vertical container he was so proud of.

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Rest in Peace Doc! Thanks for the radical tube!


Clay Aiken Just Blew My Mind


Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 8:37 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Pigs have wings, it’s snowing in hell and the sky is no longer blue. Oh, and Clay Aiken , star of American Idol and now Spamalot, is going to be a daddy. Gross.

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I felt the same way when Jacko knocked up his assistant, but what’s really got my goat is that supposedly they did it the old fashioned way. huh?

Yves Saint-Laurent dead at 71


Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 8:06 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

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Yves Saint-Laurent, one of the greatest couture designers in the world, has died today at the age of 71. Born in French Algeria, Saint Laurent began his career alongside Christian Dior at the young age of 17. After the untimely death of Dior in 1957, Saint Laurent took over the fashion house at the age of 22. Unheard of in any industry, both then and now. From then, the sky was the limit. He has been an unstoppable force in fashion and solely responsible for countless trends and classic looks sense.

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Remember beatniks? The whole cig and beret thing? He did that. Remember the first time anyone had seen a black model go down a major runway? His show. The first women to be thrown out of fancy restaurants and hotels for wearing pant suits in the sixties and seventies were wearing HIS pants.
He was a legend in his own right, and a hero to me.
His vision and raw talent was unparalleled and he will be missed.

ConDeezy’s Been a Bad, Bad Girl


Friday, May 30, 2008 - 4:22 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

I always knew Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was a naughty girl. Any woman who spends the majority of her life getting spanked by the war profit mongers of Chevron and the Bush Administration must deep deep down, at some level, like it rough.

Just when you thought she couldn’t top herself, she becomes enlisted in a badboy club no one saw coming!

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From the Huffpost:

“I was thrilled,” Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel where they signed autographs and handed out backstage passes and T-shirts to her staff.

 

“It was really fun to meet Kiss and Gene Simmons,” she told reporters, noting that they seemed well-informed about current events. The band had asked if she could stop by after she finished dinner with the Swedish foreign minister and Rice readily agreed, she said.

What happened to the smart, sweet girl from Alabama who loved to play the piano? Who valued education, womens rights and civil rights at that! Why must she insist on surrounding herself with men that hate women? Men that devalue women and society in general! Is she a dominatrix? An Opus Dei?

What makes an intelligent and savvy woman so fucking evil and self loathing? What happened in 1982 to make Condileezza Rice flip the evil switch?

Lakers Win Western Conference!


Friday, May 30, 2008 - 3:09 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

The Los Angeles Lakers beat defending Champs the San Antonio Spurs in a home game Thursday night, 100-92.  MVP Kobe Bryant led his team to the finals with 39 fuckin points.  Looks like a Lakers-Celtics showdown might be a possibility after all.

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Ewww. Warren Jeffs wedding photos


Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 2:59 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Gross! New pictures considered evidence against Warren Jeffs (puke) the fundamental polygamist Mormon leader have surfaced and wow! For all you pervs out there, they do not disappoint!

The Dallas Morning News is reporting that one of the girls in the pictures was twelve at the time. Keepin it old school! Keepin it Old Testament!

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It would be so typical of me to mention how hypocritical our nation is for our finger pointing of womens issues within fundamentalist Islam when we obviously still have those same issues here, but that would super obvious and unnecessary.

Xzibit loses Newborn Child


Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 1:52 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Rapper and pimper of cars, Xzibit suffered the worst and most unnatural of events in a parents life. His new born son Xavier died this morning due to complications from being born prematurely.

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A post from his myspace blog reads:

AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurely. well this week was extremly difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God’s perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.

R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008

Sad.

Happy Mother’s Day!


Friday, May 9, 2008 - 3:55 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Ya know, I was watching this video this morning and started laughing aloud at yet another double standard shoved down my throat this Mother’s day.
Michelle Duggar, the evangelical white talking vagina, is getting more air time and compliments for her amazing ability to parent and all her accomplishments as a mother.

I would just like to point out, if this lady wasn’t white, the story would have had a totally different angle. The ahhs would become ewws. If a Mexican woman has, lets say for example, 8 children like my gramma Bustos, she gets treated like a pimple on the ass of society.
This wacko has been pregnant 11 years of her life and she’s getting a television show! White people cracker me up.

So, let me just clarify for everyone before you get knocked up…
-As Anthony stated previously in his post, pregnant teens are fine as long as you are white. If not, surely your evil spawn will return to rob us one day. (as Chris Rock would say)
-Having ridiculous amounts of children is totally fine as long as you are both white and a Christian. If not, you are a total burden to society and further justify the stereotypes that have been placed on your race by white people.
-Taking handouts and receiving assistance from various media and religious outlets is fine as long as, you guessed it, you’re white and a Christian. You deserve help and all the people that go to your church and live within your community are more than happy to help you! If you aren’t, you are a lazy bum who is working the system and should be deported back to Africa, Mexico, etc. before your children, who’s futures are obviously not worth investing in, grow up and begin to rape and pillage as you have.

So basically, fuck the Today Show and props to ALL the Mothers out there making it happen, usually alone, day in and day out all over this country.
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Happy Mothers Day to my Mom, Valene Bustos-Mathews…
A woman who wouldn’t settle for the stereotypes. A beautiful, strong, educated woman that has given life and love as her true legacy on this planet. You are my hero and I’m so proud to be your daughter.

To all the Mommies out there, makin ends meet, thank you for all your hard work and your unconditional love.
-My Best Friend Leah Suval
-My Cousin Noel Maria
-All my Tia’s and my Grams

Please feel free to give a shot out the amazing woman in your life.

Another Celebrity Designer? Just Shoot Me in the Face.


Thursday, May 8, 2008 - 4:27 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

 Damn he looks great!  I wish that look would be made available at a mall near me!  If that’s how you feel when you see this picture well then thank your local Hot Topic!

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Leggings by Lindsey Lohan? Perez Hilton for Hot Topic? Jessica Simpson Shoes? Maternity wear by Nicole Richie!
Look, I get the whole, you gotta get yours mentality.  If you can make money by putting your name on leggings, because you wear fucking leggings, good for you. But let’s clear something up. Celebrities are not designers.  Not one.  Just as Dr. Phil is not a doctor, Lindsey fucking Lohan and Perez Hilton have no idea what it would entail to create a collection from start to finish.  They do not render croquis, 2d or otherwise, they are not familiar with the logistics of construction nor the limitations of fabric. In short, they along with all other celebrities are not designers.
They are collaborators. Lets get the terminology right. It’s totally offensive to the people in this world who actually are designers. Contrary to popular belief, it takes more than pointing at a lineup your assistant hands you and saying “Ooh, that’s cute.  Put that in my line!”

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I do have one exception to the rule, and they go by the name of the Olsen twins.  Say what you will, but Elizabeth and James (the low end line) along with The Row (the high end line) are coming out with some of the most beautiful and undeniably relevant shit this year.  If you haven’t heard of the lines, it’s because they didn’t mass market the shit and felt no need to collaborate with some other team of designers in the mainstream, i.e. H&M.  They love fashion and are knowledgeable and received by the industry in such a way that there was no need for the collaborative crutch.
Other than full house, I give no props and no respect.
I’m sure musicians and thespians alike feel the same way as celebrity culture ravishes through our favorite artistic medium not to mention our livelihoods.  All over the world there are models and actors who cannot sing lowering the standards of music, singers and actors coming out with clothing lines that lower the standards of the fashion industry, and singers who are constantly trying to pursue acting careers with in a industry so saturated with talented actors already waiting for their chance to work that we have to ask ourselves- why do we support these ridiculous endeavors thrust upon us via PerezLohanRichieMaddenSimpson? Why?

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Next time you see Jessica Simpson shoes at Macy’s, spit on them.  Dido for Paris’ new extension line.  Lindsey’s new albums on sale at virgin you say? Hide it in back of something good, where mark my words, they will never find it.

DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey Dead


Friday, May 2, 2008 - 12:57 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

The DC Madam was found dead in Tarpon Springs, Florida Thursday by police. She was 52.

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Police are calling it a suicide, but this seems pretty unlikely seeing as how she said that if she was taken into custody, that she would be murdered and disguised in the form of an accident or suicide.

The Huffington Post said: During several recent appearances on The Alex Jones Show, Palfrey also said that she was at risk of being killed and that authorities would make it look like suicide. She made it clear that she was not suicidal and if she was found dead it would be murder.

Palfrey had threatened to release the names of well-known clients of her upscale call girl ring in the nation’s capitol, and had indicated that Dick Cheney may be one of them.

“No I’m not planning to commit suicide,” Palfrey told The Alex Jones Show on her last appearance, “I’m planning on going into court and defending myself vigorously and exposing the government,” she said.


Perez Hilton Gives Props to Jenna Bush for Being STUPID.


Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 3:32 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

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This figures. Perez Hilton has given us more thoughtless commentary on the appearance of Jenna Bush and her Mommy on Larry King:

KING: Do you have a favorite between the two, the two Democrats?

LAURA BUSH: My favorite is the Republican.

KING (pointing to Jenna): Yours too, I would imagine.

JENNA BUSH: I don’t know.

KING: A-ha! Are you open to…

JENNA BUSH: Yeah, of course. I mean, who isn’t open to learning about the candidates and I’m sure that everybody’s like that.

From Perez Hilton:

“There’s proof that Jenna Bush uses her own brain, however small it may be!” and this gem, “Wonder if her twin sister is as enlightened?”

Wow, now the Bush twins are enlightened?! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry!

Oh Perez, don’t you see that the undecided voters of this country ARE the problem!
If nothing else, this conversation only proves that this spoiled and self involved little girl hasn’t been able to find ONE MINUTE outside her wedding planning to figure out who should fix all the failures of her idiot fathers presidency. I’m MORE offended that the moron has no position at all.

Note to Perez: Being undecided does nothing but prove that you are uninvolved. No props necessary.

Michael Moore Endorses Obama


Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 3:09 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Whether you love him or hate him, Michael Moore is relevant.  And today via his blog, he decided to tell us why he would vote for Obama, if he could. (which he can’t.)

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My Vote’s for Obama (if I could vote) …by Michael Moore

Friends,I don’t get to vote for President this primary season. I live in Michigan. The party leaders (both here and in D.C.) couldn’t get their act together, and thus our votes will not be counted.

So, if you live in Pennsylvania, can you do me a favor? Will you please cast my vote — and yours — on Tuesday for Senator Barack Obama?

I haven’t spoken publicly ’til now as to who I would vote for, primarily for two reasons: 1) Who cares?; and 2) I (and most people I know) don’t give a rat’s ass whose name is on the ballot in November, as long as there’s a picture of JFK and FDR riding a donkey at the top of the ballot, and the word “Democratic” next to the candidate’s name.

Seriously, I know so many people who don’t care if the name under the Big “D” is Dancer, Prancer, Clinton or Blitzen. It can be Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Barry Obama or the Dalai Lama.

Well, that sounded good last year, but over the past two months, the actions and words of Hillary Clinton have gone from being merely disappointing to downright disgusting. I guess the debate last week was the final straw. I’ve watched Senator Clinton and her husband play this game of appealing to the worst side of white people, but last Wednesday, when she hurled the name “Farrakhan” out of nowhere, well that’s when the silly season came to an early end for me. She said the “F” word to scare white people, pure and simple. Of course, Obama has no connection to Farrakhan. But, according to Senator Clinton, Obama’s pastor does — AND the “church bulletin” once included a Los Angeles Times op-ed from some guy with Hamas! No, not the church bulletin!

This sleazy attempt to smear Obama was brilliantly explained the following night by Stephen Colbert. He pointed out that if Obama is supported by Ted Kennedy, who is Catholic, and the Catholic Church is led by a Pope who was in the Hitler Youth, that can mean only one thing: OBAMA LOVES HITLER!

Yes, Senator Clinton, that’s how you sounded. Like you were nuts. Like you were a bigot stoking the fires of stupidity. How sad that I would ever have to write those words about you. You have devoted your life to good causes and good deeds. And now to throw it all away for an office you can’t win unless you smear the black man so much that the superdelegates cry “Uncle (Tom)” and give it all to you.

But that can’t happen. You cast your die when you voted to start this bloody war. When you did that you were like Moses who lost it for a moment and, because of that, was prohibited from entering the Promised Land.

How sad for a country that wanted to see the first woman elected to the White House. That day will come — but it won’t be you. We’ll have to wait for the current Democratic governor of Kansas to run in 2016 (you read it here first!).

There are those who say Obama isn’t ready, or he’s voted wrong on this or that. But that’s looking at the trees and not the forest. What we are witnessing is not just a candidate but a profound, massive public movement for change. My endorsement is more for Obama The Movement than it is for Obama the candidate.

That is not to take anything away from this exceptional man. But what’s going on is bigger than him at this point, and that’s a good thing for the country. Because, when he wins in November, that Obama Movement is going to have to stay alert and active. Corporate America is not going to give up their hold on our government just because we say so. President Obama is going to need a nation of millions to stand behind him.

I know some of you will say, ‘Mike, what have the Democrats done to deserve our vote?’ That’s a damn good question. In November of ‘06, the country loudly sent a message that we wanted the war to end. Yet the Democrats have done nothing. So why should we be so eager to line up happily behind them?

I’ll tell you why. Because I can’t stand one more friggin’ minute of this administration and the permanent, irreversible damage it has done to our people and to this world. I’m almost at the point where I don’t care if the Democrats don’t have a backbone or a kneebone or a thought in their dizzy little heads. Just as long as their name ain’t “Bush” and the word “Republican” is not beside theirs on the ballot, then that’s good enough for me.

I, like the majority of Americans, have been pummeled senseless for 8 long years. That’s why I will join millions of citizens and stagger into the voting booth come November, like a boxer in the 12th round, all bloodied and bruised with one eye swollen shut, looking for the only thing that matters — that big “D” on the ballot.

Don’t get me wrong. I lost my rose-colored glasses a long time ago.

It’s foolish to see the Democrats as anything but a nicer version of a party that exists to do the bidding of the corporate elite in this country. Any endorsement of a Democrat must be done with this acknowledgement and a hope that one day we will have a party that’ll represent the people first, and laws that allow that party an equal voice.

Finally, I want to say a word about the basic decency I have seen in Mr. Obama. Mrs. Clinton continues to throw the Rev. Wright up in his face as part of her mission to keep stoking the fears of White America. Every time she does this I shout at the TV, “Say it, Obama! Say that when she and her husband were having marital difficulties regarding Monica Lewinsky, who did she and Bill bring to the White House for ’spiritual counseling?’ THE REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT!”

But no, Obama won’t throw that at her. It wouldn’t be right. It wouldn’t be decent. She’s been through enough hurt. And so he remains silent and takes the mud she throws in his face.

That’s why the crowds who come to see him are so large. That’s why he’ll take us down a more decent path. That’s why I would vote for him if Michigan were allowed to have an election.

But the question I keep hearing is… ‘can he win? Can he win in November?’ In the distance we hear the siren of the death train called the Straight Talk Express. We know it’s possible to hear the words “President McCain” on January 20th. We know there are still many Americans who will never vote for a black man. Hillary knows it, too. She’s counting on it.

Pennsylvania, the state that gave birth to this great country, has a chance to set things right. It has not had a moment to shine like this since 1787 when our Constitution was written there. In that Constitution, they wrote that a black man or woman was only “three fifths” human. On Tuesday, the good people of Pennsylvania have a chance for redemption.

Yours,
Michael Moore”

Recession, War, and wait for it…Earthquakes!


Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 3:05 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Finally something I don’t have to blame on republicans! I mean, that might change ( Katrina) but for now we can all agree that this is something real that will not go away, as much we love to pretend that it will. So, this isn’t new news, but it’s finally getting some attention. California, one of the most “seismically active regions” in the world is now basically 99.7 percent certain to have a 6.7 earthquake (or above) within the next 30 years. Side note-it was claimed to be happening within 20 years when I was in high school, so I give us about seven luck filled years. The most frequent and active fault line, the San Andres, goes literally through my parents neighborhood. The epicenter of the fault lies in Parkfield California, 15 minutes from my parents and the only home I’ve ever known. Fuck.

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This is a picture of a building that collapsed in my home town after our last quake. It fell on two ladies, one of which I went to high school with, killing them both instantly.

We have known this was a possibility for tens of years. Although politicians were given all this information and amazing alternatives for rebuilding, they have been way to chummy with contracting companies to up the safety requirements on buildings made after the San Francisco Quake. Pete Wilson, I’m talkin to you buddy!

Female on Female Crime


Thursday, April 3, 2008 - 9:09 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

So Randi Rhodes is always annoying. Everyone knows that. I usually tolerate her exhausting rants and nasally tirades because to be honest, I like hearing women with strong views. In the world of politics and well, in the world in general…to be a woman with a strong voice takes a lot of guts and requires thick skin. (men love to pretend they like strong women, but coincidently find EVERY woman who is hugely successful and empowered to be unbearable, i.e, Oprah, Madonna, etc. ) So, I try to keep that in mind when I listen to her show. But I’m so tired of women bashing in this manner. I’m not the PC police by any stretch but don’t we have enough men calling us bitches, whores and hussies (if you live in England) as it is? Do we really need to become the self loathing gender that fights among ourselves while men continue to run ( and ruin) the world? Now look, I don’t like Hillary either, rather, I don’t support her- and yeah, she is a bitch. But as Tina Fey said, “YOU HAVE TO BE A BITCH.” Do you think Randi got where she did by being sweet and agreeable? Hell no! But to be Randi Rhodes, a voice for the “progressive movement” to call a woman, the first female presidential candidate of this country a whore! WOW. This sucks. It sucks like white guys who use the N word to their other white guy friends when no black people are around. It sucks like people who think everything is “gay”. It sucks like the guy with herpes calling a random girl they don’t even know a slut.

Women should be angry. Angry that we hate on each other this way and angry that we tolerate it. Just words, right Hill? NO. Because the sad fact is, we still make 77 cents to the mans dollar. Until there is a fair playing field, we need to avoid the woman on woman crime ya’ll.

If you don’t like Hillary’s voting record or her shitty campaign tactics, fine. I don’t either. But again, this whole shirt ironing, bros before hoes BULLSHIT makes me want to move to mars.

In response to the following clip, Air America has not only suspended Randi but has been quoted as “Air America encourages strong opinions about public affairs but does not condone such abusive, ad hominem language by our Hosts,” said chair Charlie Kireker.

Filipin Amazing!


Wednesday, April 2, 2008 - 8:31 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

They’re at it again!

On a lighter note…


Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 9:19 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Who wants a little chuckle? I know I do!

Mrs. Bonnie Turner-RIP


Monday, March 17, 2008 - 12:46 am (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

Why is it that in a red state full of shitty people doing terrible things, nature takes out one the good ones? Mrs. Bonnie was known as a wonderful Gramma, Mother, Wife, and devoted lover of animals. Her death, along with the critical injuries of her husband and the many deaths of her dogs and other various animals is a tragic loss and we send our love to her friends and family at this time.

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An Article from cnn.com

By Wynn Westmoreland

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — I met Bonnie Turner seven years ago when I was looking for a puppy.

There was just simply no one better to turn to than the eccentric grandmother who loved animals so much that her 86-acre North Georgia farm was home to donkeys, goats, high-priced show dogs and even a few wayward deer.

On Saturday, nothing was left of that bucolic sanctuary after a 130-mph tornado ravaged it. Bonnie died, thrown 50 feet from her home as her husband Michael cried out her name, their neighbors Joe and Jamie Wheeler said.Her death has shaken me. Images of the animals that died — at last 35 dogs and 100 still missing — make my voice crack when I speak about her.But I want her to be remembered as more than a victim, as probably does the family of the tornado’s second victim in Floyd County. Video Watch destruction in Floyd County »

Bonnie — whom everyone called Mrs. Bonnie — was a retired veterinarian’s assistant. Her husband, Michael, who now lies in a hospital in critical condition, built a home for them. Her “Mikey” was a man who knew that something beautiful takes time to build.

He spent hours making ornate clocks that decorated their home, and many more helping his wife oblige the physical rigors of taking care of dozens of animals. A band of Chihuahuas and a few of her award-winning American hairless terriers nipped at her ankles as she performed her daily chores.On a cloudless day in April in 2001, I visited Bonnie with a friend. She told us to lie in the grass, and she went inside her house, unleashed about a dozen puppies and watched as they ran out the door toward us. They began licking our ears, noses and toes.I noticed that a small, black-and-brown Chihuahua was trying to get my attention. I had been looking for a white female one, but Mrs. Bonnie would have none of that. “That’s your dog, he likes you,” she told me.I named the 4-pound Chihuahua Jesse James.During the years since, I often called Bonnie with questions about Jesse or dogs in general and she was always there to help.I wish everyone could have met her and experienced some of the happiness she evoked in so many. She is a soul who will be deeply missed.

Bonnie left this quote on her Web site, www.flinthillkennel.com: “Beauty such as this is a gift, and I’m often in awe of this world we’ve been given.”

Shit or Get Off the Pot


Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 4:58 pm (EST)
By Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

I did not make this up.

A woman in Kansas (shocker) sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years, so long skin grew over the seat and they had to call the cops to have her removed.

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“Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god.