Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 4:58 pm (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
I did not make this up.
A woman in Kansas (shocker) sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years, so long skin grew over the seat and they had to call the cops to have her removed.

“Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 2:36 pm (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
As if a woman and a black man running for office weren’t enough, Dan Abrams at MSNBC had the effn nerve to insist on allowing two pesky women, Rachel Maddow and Keli Goff, to debate with the one and only Pat Buchanan regarding the race factor being forcefully distributed to the public via the Clinton Camp. What? Richard Wolffe or David Shuster weren’t available? The poor guy actually had to sit and endure the opinions of two women at once? I mean, sure they have great educations and extensive backgrounds in politics, but for fucks sake they are women! And one of them was black! Thank God he was able to rise above it and kick it to her (Keli) old school. Maybe now they’ll just go back in the kitchen where they belong.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 8:58 pm (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
You heard me right folks. Sally Kern, the Oklahoman state legislature who compared homosexuality to terrorism, has a same sex oriented son by the name of Jesse(of which she has formerly disowned).

What a fantastic Mother! I’m sure Jesus will give her an extra big harp for ridding herself of her own son in the name of the lord. I haven’t seen such a bold sacrifice sense JC himself. Someone get this woman a cross so her son and all the gays of the world can hang her on it.
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 - 6:54 pm (EST)
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Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix

It is not only our right as Americans but it is our duty as Americans to notify state legislature of whom they work for. SALLY KERN, Republican House Legislature, Oklahoma has been recorded spewing the most hate filled, homophobic remarks I’ve heard in a while. (Sense the whole Mike Huckafuck-Let’s quarantine them AIDS patients speech.)
I believe, as I think Jesus Christ would have (if he would have existed) that to condemn your fellow humans is to consider yourself god, and if he/she does exist then I’m pretty fuckin sure he/she has it under control and doesn’t need people like SALLY KERN (with questionably dike haircuts) telling us who to love.
Speaking of unquestionably gay republicans…
MARK FOLEY
TED HAGGARD
LARRY CRAIG
BOB ALLEN
GLEN MURPHY, JR.
Sally Kern, (R) needs a reminder of what her job entails. A separation of church and state for starts, and most importantly, to treat ALL PEOPLE EQUALLY.

Contact her today.
Capitol Address:
2300 N. Lincoln Blvd.
Room 332
Oklahoma City, OK 73105
(405) 557-7348
District Address:
2713 Sterling Ave.
Oklahoma City, OK 73127
Email:
sallykern {at} okhouse(.)gov
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Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 8:04 pm (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
So London’s fashion week debuting Fall 08 collections was, as you’d expect. Some old goodies, some saturated bullshit and some pretty new faces in between. All around a great week for the UK in fashion. Vivienne Westwood showed her Red Label and it was brilliant. A carefully meshed creation of what she does best. Parisian 70’s inspired punk (with a drizzle of protesting the war and a sprinkle of fuck the man throughout). I’ll be honest, the bitch doesn’t disappoint, ever. She always said she’d only show in Paris, so it’s also cool to see her among her fellow Brits.

Moving on, Luella (of the Bartley’s) gave the most, to date, fugly display of garments inspired by horror movies that I have ever seen. It was so literal; in fact, I actually thought they just bought store made Wal-Mart witch costumes. The other aspects to the line- tights, single-breasted coats, platform shoes, yawn, so tired. It was, for me, the biggest horror of the week, so bravo Luella-point taken.

But enough of the mass produced Target designers, let’s talk up and comers, and of course this seasons MVP has got to go to Louise Goldin. So, this is only her second collection at LFW and it’s knitwear for fucks sake, so when my main gays (as coined by the incredible Kathy Griffin) went apeshit over her “Space Eskimo” collection, I knew it must be big. It is. With Tron inspired detailing in muted and natural tones, it’s unique to say the least. Some next level shit, if you will. She padded in the right places but wasn’t afraid to send more than one thermal cat suit (you heard me right, thermal cat suit) down the runway.
Basically, she’s officially a big deal now so get her while she’s hot.


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Friday, January 18, 2008 - 5:43 am (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
Huckabee’s man-on-dog moment.

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Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 6:48 pm (EST)
By
Lissa Moon Mathews-LaCroix
Designer extraordinaire Amy Holdsworth is also just a pretty face. I hate it when talented people are hot.
Check her out at Tiger Magazine

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