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Your new favorite music blogger: Howard Wolfson!


Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 12:48 pm (EST)
By Tommy Esquire

That’s right baby!  Howard Wolfson, erstwhile communications director for Hillary Clinton and current Fox News Channel contributor, is now an indie rock blogger!  His new blog, Gotham Acme, provides Wolfson’s “musings about music, and, from time to time, politics.”  So far he’s unearthed such unknowns as TV On The Radio (”America’s best band”), Drive By Truckers and The Hold Steady, pictured above (”Two of America’s best live bands!”).  So if you’re daring enough to go off the beaten Beltway path, log on and tune in!!  (By the way, Washington Post political writer Chris Cillizza’s favorite band is Wilco, the greatest band you’ve never heard of.)

Are Gen-X’ers the new baby boomers?  Just like our parents who will never get over how proud they are of Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan and Ravi Shankar (like they were responsible for them or something), washed up Gen-X’ers will never miss an opportunity to tell you they saw Einsturzende Neubauten and Camper Van Beethoven during freshman year in college.  The worst midlife crisis cases will always feel like they need to know the next cool “underground” band, which happens to be in Rolling Stone.

To be fair, unlike boomers, Gen-X’ers were on some legitimate shit back in the day.  They rocked Sonic Youth, Black Flag, the Meat Puppets, Bad Brains, Violent Femmes, Replacements, Dinosaur Jr…. the list goes on.  Whether or not you’ve actually listened to any of those bands in the last decade, they were definitely pretty cool in the 80s and sound a hell of a lot better today than the Arctic Monkeys will in 20 years.  Hell, music that came out five years ago is already unlistenable (Kings of Leon?)  How’s that for longevity.

(This is giving Howard Wolfson the benefit of the doubt that he’s even young enough to belong to Generation X.  I have no idea.  He looks older in that picture than others of him.)

Zogby: McCain Up By 5 Pts; 9 pts Up on Economy. F*ck!!!


Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 1:57 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Obama’s Chicago HQ. Hey Obama staffers, stop boozing at Houlihan’s happy hour and lobby your boss to pick a real VP!

And Obama is thinking of naming Evan Bayh as a running mate? Obama’s had a small lead all all summer. Now he’s down 41 to 46% on McCain. On the economy, he was up 4 pts last month.

Shocker:

McCain now has a 9-point edge, 49 percent to 40 percent, over Obama on the critical question of who would be the best manager of the economy — an issue nearly half of voters said was their top concern in the November 4 presidential election.

Coming just a week before the DNC, these numbers have to be sending shock waves through Team Obama’s Michigan Ave Death Star. I’m gonna lay 3-1 odds that Obama picks a big national name as VP.

Hating America’s Whigger? Get a Life


Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 1:12 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Really, what’s cooler than sitting next to Anna Wintour and not giving a fuck in a baseball cap and shorts? Or being a whigger for that matter?

Michael Phelps is a God. On Saturday night 39 million Americans—93% of the viewing audience, half the number that watch the Super Bowl—saw Phelps win his record 8th gold medal. The NY Daily News ran a poem about the feat, saying the word “wow” 13 times in 60 words. Wow is right.

It took all of four days for the haters chime in…Gawker linked to this VH1 hater post, mocking Phelps’ style for having a “general aura of doucheyness.” First off, to look at Phleps the person as a separate entity from Phelps the swimmer is idiotic. Swimming is an all-consuming sport.

I grew up competitive swimming. From age 6 on I practiced every single day, sometimes twice a day, all year long. I was decent, top ten in the state, and competed against future Olympians like Erik Vendt. Jenny Thompson lived down the street from me. But the psychology of competitive swimming is misunderstood.

With so much near nudity at such a young age, swim teams are hyper-sexualized, insular worlds. Take practice, which is broken down into “sets.” You’re 13 years old. You swim 200 yards. Stop. You hit on a girl with a perfect body for 10 seconds. Then you swim another 200 yards thinking about said girl. This routine creates vivid imaginations—and intense personal discipline. You swim faster because your hormones are raging.

Eventually, at a swim meet, which can last all weekend and usually involve staying in hotels, you hook up with the female you’ve been hitting on for months on end. And that’s a great feeling. Swimmers like Phelps learn at an early age that they can get laid.

But when the meet is over it’s back to training, where you swim without any sound. So you sing songs in your head. For me, it was hardcore punk, Led Zeppelin, rap. Phelps, 23, likes rap—your Jeezy’s and Weezy’s.

Get it? Phelps knew at age 11 that he’d always get girls. He spends 5-plus hours a day swimming in total silence. When he’s not in the pool, the guy is either “sleeping or eating,” in his words, or fucking and listening to rap. He doesn’t have time to give a shit about what VH1’s Best Week Ever thinks.

One thing I can compare swimming to is writing. Sure, I only coauthored one book once, but the intense discipline, reliance on music, time spent wishing you were having sex, and purely internal existence are very similar to swimming.

Thus I ask VH1’s writer to submit eight pictures of himself and his writer friends, like the ones posted of Phleps. The Phelps pics—on the cover of SI, chilling with the Devil, rocking crooked hats—are of a cooler dude than most every writer I know. So stop hating.

Also, Amanda Beard denies she f–ked Phelps:

“Eww, that’s nasty… I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps,” Beard said via telephone from Beijing on the “Johnjay and Rich Show,” which is broadcast on Kiss FM 104.7 in Phoenix…

“Come on, I have really good taste… He’s really not my type.”

But another Michigan alum I know certainly did hook up with her, and rumor has it she’s a nympho. I bet Phelps humped her.

UPDATE 5:27pm: A concerned reader sent me a picture of the VH1 writer, Alex Blagg, who called Phelps’ style “douche-y” (wait, since when is looking like you clean vagina a bad thing?). Without further ado, I give you what VH1 wishes Michael Phelps looked like:

Pipe Dreams Over the “Gateway of Tears”


Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 10:49 am (EST)
By Jeff


Trust us...Djibouti will look like Fiji! \

Inside a half-finished five star hotel in Djibouti this past July, several hundred foreign dignitaries, investors and journalists gathered for the first look at an ambitious plan to unite continents. Dubai-based Al Noor Holding Investment Company hopes to build a bridge — to be the world’s largest suspension structure, at points boasting 800-meters-tall pilings — between Africa and the Arabian Peninsula. The bridge, spanning 29 kilometers of the Red Sea between Djibouti and Yemen, will be anchored by brand new cities on each side bearing the same name, Al Noor City, or City of Light. The estimated cost of the whole venture is somewhere around $200 billion. The visionary of this project, Tarek bin Laden, Saudi oligarch and brother-in-law of the notorious Osama, hopes in 15 to 20 years time to see his dream of the bridge and both cities become reality. But just how realistic is it?

Perhaps Djibouti’s only real asset today is its location at the junction of the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden. It has one of Africa’s smallest populations, estimated at around 500,000, and its land size is comparable to the US state of Massachusetts. It is also bordered by Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia — three nations who are embroiled in multiple conflicts and whose names have long generated images of famine, despotism and anarchy.

Along the road between the Djibouti-Ambouli Airport and the hotel hosting the project launch, people wandered between single-storey concrete buildings and shacks — some carried jerrycans or bundles of sticks, but most walked empty handed. Less than a kilometer away from the hotel, a naked child squatted beside a wall while groups of shirtless men slept in ditches beneath the shade of trees.

The “Bridge of the Horn” is to have a six-lane highway and three light rail lines for passenger and commercial traffic, with a goal of one day handling 100,000 cars and 20,000 rail passengers per day. There are also plans for a natural gas pipeline to run the length of the bridge from Djibouti into Yemen and onto the Persian Gulf.

If completed, the bridge will cross the aptly named Bab el Mandeb, the Gateway of Tears. It is the shortest point between Yemen and Djibouti and is named after the treacherous waters made famous for centuries of taking ships and lives. There is also the deadly threat of Somali pirates operating in the area, enough to warrant the permanent basing of an international pirate task force and several thousand French Foreign Legion and US military troops. Europe’s supply of oil from the Gulf passes through these straits making security here all the more vital.

And just as the Suez Canal controls sea traffic at the northern end of the Red Sea, the Gateway of Tears owns the shipping lanes of the south. Not far from the hotel there was a sight common to every port city from Buenos Aires to Shanghai: shipping containers. Stacked like a multi-colored set of Legos, rows of metal boxes waited to be filled with goods, loaded onto ships and sent out across the globe. This is the Horn of Africa. (more…)

Bye-Bye Musharraf, Hello Turmoil


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:36 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

That didn’t last long, did it? Pakistan’s main coalition parties, the PPP and the PML(N), had banded together to drive Musharraf out of office, but one day after his departure, disagreements over the restoration of the 60 judges that Musharraf sacked in November have threatened to tear the coalition apart. Nawaz Sharif, the leader of the PML(N), made the restoration of the judges the pillar of his party’s platform. In fact, he withdrew his party’s cabinet ministers in May to protest the PPP’s foot-dragging on the matter. The Parties had agreed in March to restore the judges, as indicated by the six-point Murree Declaration, but the PPP waffled on that promise. Here was point 2:

2-This has been decided in today’s summit between the PPP and the PML (N) that the deposed judges would be restored, on the position as they were on November 2, 2007, within 30 days of the formation of the federal government through a parliamentary resolution.

Now, Sharif has apparently walked out of a meeting on the subject, because the PPP is reportedly again wavering. He was said to have left the meeting and driven four hours to his home in Lahore, but not before issuing a 72-hour deadline. If the parties can’t reach an agreement in that timeframe, Sharif has threatened to pull out of the coalition. Yikes! Zardari fears that the corruption charges against him, which were wiped out by the National Reconciliation Ordinance that Musharraf signed in October 2007, might be fair game if the deposed Chief Justice is restored. He apparently prefers the current makeup of the Supreme Court, which is packed with judges loyal to Musharraf and which he thinks will let the NRO stand.

Meanwhile, another suicide bombing outside of a hospital in the town of Dera Ismail Khan killed 26 people and wounded at least 35. The judges issue is obviously important, but It’d also be nice if the coalition could get down to…you know…governing.

Fineman Says Biden Will Be Obama’s VP


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 9:14 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Even though Biden said that he’s “not the guy,” Howard Fineman says it’ll be Biden:

I’ve recently spoken with two of the finalists for the role of Barack Obama’s running-mate, and to two other sources who are close to the process.

My bottom line is this: Barring a big surprise or last-minute change of heart, the choice is likely to be Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware, chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee.

Mannie Garcia / AFP - Getty Images file

Biden: “I’m not the guy”


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 6:26 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Whoah! Oh the suspense. Joe Biden says he’s not VP. The Page:

As the Delaware Senator leaves his home in Wilmington Tuesday, he tells reporters camped out outside hoping for a veep announcement:

“You guys have got better things to do, I’m not the guy.”

Much of the national press thought Biden was a lock. Still, I can’t see Obama naming Bayh, a pro-Iraq former Clintonista, or Kaine, who is too ugly.

The announcement will come Friday, most likely followed by a joint appearance in Springfield, IL, where Obama announced his candidacy in 2007.

CBS News has confirmed that Barack Obama’s campaign now plans to announce Obama’s vice presidential choice to supporters via email and text message on Friday afternoon. (This plan could change, of course.)

In other news…What exactly is an official pre-premier party? Could this be the best worst party of the summer? It’s at least the best bad flyer…And you know I’ll be there.

Who’s old enough to be Barack Obama’s VP?


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 12:58 pm (EST)
By Tommy Esquire

Don’t worry about those uneducated blue-collar white voters.  Forget about security moms, NASCAR dads and whatever other demographic the media invests this year.  The 2008 election is all about age.  According to the last two Washington Post-ABC News polls, Barack Obama is winning 63% of the 18-29 group, and 39% of voters 65 and older.  For the kids, that’s 9 points better than Kerry got in ‘04 and 15 points better than Gore in ‘00.  For the old timers, that’s 8 points worse than Kerry and 11 points worse than Gore.  This is a MAJOR split, and unfortunately for Barack, it’s the seniors who have nothing better to do than vote.  Interestingly, the old folks are the only group that’s concerned that McCain’s age will limit his ability to lead (dey know) — just not concerned enough to vote for the young negro whipper-snapper.

Needless to say, Barack badly needs to pick someone who can reassure your grandad that he’s ready to lead on day one and isn’t about to sell the country to the black panthers.  Joe Biden is all over the news lately, and he would make a great Dick Cheney pick: someone who isn’t going to be the best liked VP ever, but who’s enough of a known brand that can provide proper supervision, especially on foreign policy (serious props to Saakashvili for requesting the veep contender’s Georgia visit – Misha knows how to play our country like scrabble).

My personal favorite remains Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius.  She’s an extremely popular and successful governor of a blood red state, who happens to wear her hair gray.  Not only can she help lock up women and the old folks as a running mate, she would actually be a pretty incredible Vice President (that counts).  I think Barack can afford to piss off Hillary for making Katy the historic broad of ‘08.

Conventional Wisdom’s 2008 Irrelevance


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 12:11 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Today’s NYT story on Obama’s VP pick ends with this quote: 

“Vice-presidential candidates can make a marginal difference,” said Matt Bennett, the co-director of Third Way, a Democratic advocacy group, “but they rarely matter in terms of winning a state or region — as Mike Dukakis and John Kerry found out. And a weak candidate doesn’t really drag the ticket into the drink — as George H. W. Bush found out.”

Um, Kerry, Dukakis, and HW are white guys! How can you judge an unprecedented campaign—involving the first black candidate—with previous precedents? Obama’s biggest challenge is going to be convincing undecided voters that he, not a white guy named “John,” is a better choice for America. Polls have Obama as a 40% more “riskier” choice than McCain. What does “risky” mean? It means 40% blacker. Obama needs a national brand, one that voters already trust…a Clinton, a Kerry. Remember, JFK picked LBJ, who he hated, for a reason. Kennedy, the first Catholic to run for prez, was also running on a change platform. He chose the Master of the Senate in order to gain voter trust via an established national political brand.

The more I think about it, all this Bayh, Kaine, Biden stuff looks like a head fake. I’m betting on a wild card…

The Occupation of Gori


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:32 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Chris Hondros, one of the best conflict photographers in the world, is in Georgia. Below are two pictures taken Sunday in the Russian-occupied Georigian city of Gori. On the left is a checkpoint; to the right, an armored personal carrier drives by a woman with a loaf a bread. Today, the Times reports on mass looting and limited ethnic cleansing in Gori’s suburbs. 

Georgia has been under Russian siege since  August 7th, the same day the Olympics opened in Beijing. Watching this capitalist-authoritarianism (f*ck Gazprom and China’s Sovereign Wealth Fund) debut on the world stage is making me feel really :(

 

Obama To Announce VP Wednesday?


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 11:09 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Nagourney and Zeleny in the NYT report that Obama might email his supporters as early as Wednesday morning to inform them of his VP pick. According to the aides the reporters spoke with, Obama’s mainly focusing on Bayh, Kaine, and Biden.

Mark Wilson/Getty Images; Josh Stephenson/Bloomberg News

Musharraf Resigns


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 10:59 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

The pressure was on, and Musharraf resigned. He spoke for about an hour in his farewell address. Najam Sethi was not impressed. He thought that Musharraf sounded “delusional.”

 

Orange County Gettin Their Protest On For Obama/McCain


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 5:08 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Lake Forest (used to be called El Toro), in Orange County, California is the town where I grew up and will mainly call “home.” It’s also the town where mega church, Saddleback Church is located and on Saturday of this previous weekend, the Neo-Billy Graham-ish pastor Rick Warren hosted both John McCain and Barack Obama for discussion over many topics - including poverty, AIDS, human rights and climate change - all good issues right? Well Rick Warren holds LOTS of influence with a 23,000 member strong church. Technically he isn’t endorsing either of the candidates but if I had to put my money down, I’d assume the white, wealthy, Christian would vote for McCain. Anyways, someone dear to me, a family member - my Step Father, Steve Davidson, went for a bike ride and headed over to the church to see what all the hubbub and confusion was about and ended up taking some pictures of the protests. Nothing major, but just a nice collection of pictures from what I consider California’s Bible Belt, aka South Orange County. I’m happy to see that not all Orange County folk aren’t all for the right winged, anti-compassionate, anti-progressive, homophobic frat war mentality - just most of them are…

I’m aint mad at Orange County.

Gross.

All Photographs by Steve Davidson.

Ranking Obama’s VP Choices


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 12:43 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Barry at the bar in Reno, yesterday…EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images

So, here we go. One week until the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Obama is expected to announce his running mate this week, and I’m gonna rank my top choices. Since I’m still not sure America will vote for a black dude named Barack over a honky named John, my VP picks are based on national following, potential honky attraction, and voter trust value . 

1. John Kerry
This was floated by WBZ Boston Friday and picked up by Drudge this weekend. I think Kerry supplies everything Obama needs to win undecided voters’ trust. Kerry’s been a Senator for decades. He’s fought the GOP in a Presidential election—and won more votes than any Democrat ever. He served in Vietnam, with honor. He’s a national brand who’s been uber-vetted. Obama-Kerry is a sure win.

2. Hillary Clinton
George Stephanopoulos says she’s a “50-1″ shot. Still, Obama-Clinton is another can’t lose option. No one hates Republicans more than Hillary (they tried to ruin her family, dammit!), and she got 18 million votes in the primary. I disagree that the Clintons’ “baggage” would really affect Obama. Even post-Gore and Cheney, the VP is still a relatively weak office. Clinton as VP would neutralize her.

3. Joe Biden
As much as I love Biden, he is a bit of a loose cannon and may wind up as a liability in the general—kind of like a smart Dan Quayle. But the guy has the Washington and foreign affairs experience Obama lacks. I don’t know if it’s a sure thing, but Obama-Biden is a great ticket.

4. Sam Nunn
Nunn’s a fine peacenik, but after three decades in Washington, he’s hardly a changenik, and if you’re gonna forgo the whole “new politics” thing you mine as well pick an established national candidate like Kerry or Clinton. Nunn might be able to deliver Georgia, but he won’t help much in winning voter trust nationally.

5. Kaine, Bayh, Warner…
Yes, each brings a potential swing state victory, but none are nationally known, meaning the O Team will have to sell two personas instead of just The One. 

Whatever happens, Obama better not pick a Republican.

unfit for anything


Sunday, August 17, 2008 - 2:22 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

North Andover’s Ryan Corsaro is “Gonzo,” says NYT


Saturday, August 16, 2008 - 11:16 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Some readers of this site may remember Ryan Corsaro, an old Red Barn/MVHC stalwart. Ryan works for CBS News, and last time I saw him hh was following Rudy through NH. The Times quoted him yesterday:

August 14, 2008, 5:38 pm
On the Trail, With Gonzo’s Wife
By Katharine Q. Seelye
ASPEN - Among the media covering Senator John McCain Thursday at the Aspen Institute was Anita Thompson, the widow of Hunter S. Thompson, the legendary journalist who brought his gonzo style of personal reporting to politics in the 1970s for Rolling Stone.

“These are Hunter’s people, and I’m happy to be back with them,” said Mrs. Thompson, who is writing for the Huffington Post and was sitting in the press section at the McCain event. “Hunter would be back here drinking and having fun, but I don’t know if he could have tolerated the repression,” she said, noting the regimentation of reporters and their lack of access to Mr. McCain.

One of those who met Ms. Thompson, 35, was Ryan Corsaro, 27, a campaign reporter for CBS News, who said he had been inspired by Mr. Thompson’s classic “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail: ’72,” in which the writer enjoyed extensive access to George McGovern, the Democratic nominee.

“He was able to tell a completely different story,” Mr. Corsaro said. “He said he had hoped to have the same kind of access when he started covering the presidential campaign almost a year ago.

But, he said, “the campaigns know there are journalists out there who want to tell that kind of story and they’re doing their best to not let it happen.”

I’ve know Ryan since he was, like, 8, when we played little league or something—maybe he dated my sister too, I forget. He’s a smart, funny person and has a bright future in journalism.

News Poem


Friday, August 15, 2008 - 4:42 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

I took one phrase from each paragraph of The Independent UK’s ground breaking study on the global urban hipster and created this inspiring poem.

MacBook
Williamsburg
Style anthropologist and author of Streetstyle: From Sidewalk to Catwalk
Rough Trade
local scooter dealership
American Apperal
Dov
repackaging it and selling it
Japanese clothing giant
he recently told Creative Review, was “the ultra-contemporary cool aspect of Japan, its pop culture rather than something traditional and Japanese-y.”
a shabby-chic pub where Vice magazine, style bible to the global scenester, hosts regular parties.
Belgian producers can make a Kylie Minogue song sound like The Prodigy (as did Soulwax);
“dork” glasses,
Julian Casablancas’s vocal persona
Ian Curtis; the French version
Now, the Vice empire includes a clothing chain, a record label and an online TV channel.
guns, sex, drug-taking, blood
Terry Richardson
Cheap digital cameras and the internet popularised that
a satire of scenester life aired on Channel 4
The keffiyeh, once a signifier of solidarity with Palestine, now signifies nothing but cool.
Co-founder of The Future Laboratory, a trend forecasting company
global scenester stays on top of what’s cool worldwide by reading such urban culture despatches as The Cool Hunter
The Vice weekly e-mailout, with images from the global scene, and listings for Vice events in each city, is not unique. Le Cool
We’re The Economist
Flavorpill’s weekly fashion
a product of punk, a product of straight edge
sold out in Berlin

Musharraf Resigns?


Friday, August 15, 2008 - 12:30 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Today, August 14th, Pakistan turned 61. The country faces a number of significant challenges, including a record high 24% year-over-year inflation rate, militant activities in the Frontier provinces, at pathetic national education system and rampant illiteracy. Right now, though, the country is riveted by the prospect of impeachment!

The noose has been closing in on Musharraf for the last couple of weeks, with the coalition government threatening to begin impeachment proceedings against the President. Reports out of Pakistan indicate that the governing coalition is now in talks with Musharraf’s representatives to broker a deal that would result in the President’s resignation. Why would Musharraf agree to this? Because three out of the four provincial assemblies passed non-binding resolutions in the last few days asking the President to face a vote of confidence in the National Assembly (the fourth province is expected to pass such a resolution on Friday). If he were to lose that vote, as it seems he almost certainly would, the National Assembly would begin impeachment proceedings. Meanwhile, the Army, Musharraf’s strongest card to play in his personal crisis, has been silent. It is thought that the Army, which would be deeply embarrased if its former boss were removed and if allegations against him saw the light of day, is quietly encouraging Musharraf to resign in exchange for immunity for any crimes committed during his rule. That’s exactly what Musharraf’s representatives are pushing, according to the country’s defence minister, who is a member of the ruling coalition.

In the long-run, I think this could be a positive for Pakistan. It would be the first time in the country’s 61-year history, during which dictators ruled for about 33 years, that civic society finally decided that one-man rule was enough. However, the danger in the short-run is that Musharraf will try to hold on to power, and the process will drag on for weeks or even months. The last thing that Pakistan needs right now, when it’s facing a number of economic and military crises, is drawn out political theater that distracts the politicians from confronting Pakistan’s problems. If a deal is struck, it needs to be struck very, very quickly.

Update: According to the Daily Times, it’s done.

Spain…Seriously…


Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 9:48 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

The Spanish women’s tennis team was photographed doing the eye-slit gesture in February, two months before their next Federation Cup match against China. This comes on the heels of a photo of the Spanish Olympic men’s basketball team pulling the same pose for a Spanish ad campaign.

Spain has two medals so far in the Olympics. That nicely matches the number of black eyes they’ll be leaving these games with.

UK Discovers Hipsters, AD 2008


Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 5:34 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

No pictures needed. I’ve highlighted key findings in this dispatch from The Independent UK:

The bewildered boy clutches his fruit salad and searches for a seat at the back of the bar. He’s wearing a vintage flannel shirt and skinny jeans, a pair of pointed brogues and pink plastic-framed sunglasses. His hair is a peroxide crop in the androgynous, Agyness Deyn style. This hipper-than-thou hangout in the Truman Brewery on London’s Brick Lane, with its indistinct electronic soundtrack, is a popular spot. Emos, nu-folkies and post-post-punks mingle on Moroccan-style cushions. A guy in a ripped white V-neck T-shirt is stretched out on the leather couch in the corner, his face lit by the pale glow from his MacBook. For an aspiring scenester like the boy in the flannel shirt, standing out from the crowd is going to be a struggle.

We’re in the crucible of London cool, a district so packed with poseurs that it attracts as many satirists as it does followers of fashion. But forget any tired talk simply of Shoreditch twats and Brooklyn hipsters. Across the developed world, from Copenhagen to Cape Town, from Tokyo to Sao Paolo, from Kreuzberg to Williamsburg – from Grangemouth to Guildford, for that matter – today’s scenesters all wear the same clothes and accessories, listen to the same sounds, ride the same bicycles, and read the same magazines, e-mailouts and style blogs.

“There always used to be a particular city that was the centre of cool at a particular point in time,” says Ted Polhemus, style anthropologist and author of Streetstyle: From Sidewalk to Catwalk. “But now there’s no longer a place where it’s ‘at’; there’s no longer any centre of the world’s popular cultural universe. For a time it seemed it would be a simple matter of shifting from London to Tokyo. But instead, street style is everywhere and in places you’d never have guessed it would be.”

The Truman Brewery is a microcosm of an international phenomenon. Across the alley from the bar, Rough Trade East – London’s coolest independent record store – is celebrating its first birthday with a limited edition run of Rough Trade-branded Converse All Stars, the global scenester’s shoe of choice. Next door, there’s a hairdresser cutting the “do” of the day, its clients reclining in Japanese Belmont Cadilla styling chairs “for ultra-comfort and design”.

There’s the local scooter dealership with a rank of Mod-ish Italian Vespas lined up on the pavement outside. And at the end of the row is a clothing store that specialises in stitching together two old pieces of clothing to make something new. Want your pinstripe suit grafted to a hoodie? This is the place for you. And this is what global scenester culture has come to in the Noughties – a succession of styles from the past half-century, patched together to form a single, strangely familiar whole. There’s a bit of Eurotrash here, some British punk there, a swatch of Asian minimalism, and a sizeable off-cut of blue-collar chic from both sides of the Atlantic. So how, exactly, did hip get globalised?

Like every other American Apparel clothing store worldwide, the East End branch – a stone’s throw from the Truman Brewery – stocks Spandex hotpants and sequined tube dresses, white Eighties gym socks and DayGlo sports sweats, maroon corduroys worthy of Woodstock, even the latest album by French electro-auteur Sébastien Tellier. The shop is so popular it’s moving to bigger premises.

American Apparel is an archetype for the globalisation of “cool”. The retail chain was founded in California in 1997 with an outsider ethic. Most of its clothes are produced in an 800,000-square foot factory in Los Angeles, and its Canadian founder, Dov Charney, actively associates his brand with the city’s multicultural melting pot.

Today, American Apparel is the largest domestic clothing manufacturer in the US, and boasts around 200 stores worldwide – in Canada, Mexico, Israel, Japan, Korea and most of Western Europe. There are outlets in Glasgow, Brighton and Liverpool, and the locations of its London branches read like a historical tour of capital cool: Portobello Road, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Camden. The further its global reach stretches, the more easily the company can study and copy street style, before repackaging it and selling it back to the originators of that style, with an American Apparel label attached.

Uniqlo, the Japanese clothing giant, is another outfitter of the global scenester. Until 2004, the chain was known as a cheap and nasty Asian C&A equivalent. Its first move into the UK, in the early Noughties, met with little success. So Uniqlo executives went back to the drawing board and hired top creative director Kashiwa Sato to transform its fortunes.

Sato’s strategy was to make Uniqlo a global brand, but one unafraid of flaunting its modern Japanese origins. Now the company’s website is world class, its store interiors sleek and minimalist, its global logo (in both Roman and Japanese script) ubiquitous, and its clothing cutting edge and inclusive. Today, Uniqlo has almost 800 stores worldwide, including outlets in the UK, US and France. What Sato was looking to replicate, he recently told Creative Review, was “the ultra-contemporary cool aspect of Japan, its pop culture rather than something traditional and Japanese-y.” He’d tapped into the global scene.

Down the street from American Apparel, past the London College of Fashion, is The Old Blue Last, a shabby-chic pub where Vice magazine, style bible to the global scenester, hosts regular parties. Outside, a blackboard advertises “fuzzed garage, punk, post-punk, freakbeat and more in an anything goes night of really GOOD music”.

Once, style tribes defined themselves by their music. There were disco divas, electro heads, hippy West Coast rockers…. But in the age of the MP3, anything really does go: Parisian lounge jazz bands can cover the Ramones (as did Nouvelle Vague); Belgian producers can make a Kylie Minogue song sound like The Prodigy (as did Soulwax); and DJs can drop The White Stripes into a hip-hop set – Mark Ronson made his name on the New York club circuit doing just that.

Today’s music scene is a global swapshop. One of the coming bands of this year, for instance, are Johannesburg’s Blk Jks, whose style choices include the global scenester’s familiar Elvis Costello “dork” glasses, 1970s ski vests, vintage Nikes and, yes, skinny jeans.

The band that defined the US branch of the global scene was The Strokes, a quintet of monied Manhattanites posing as Lower East Side hipsters. Lead singer Julian Casablancas’s vocal persona is insouciant, unimpressed, too cool to try harder. His latest project is the song “My Drive Thru”, commissioned for a Converse advertisement; the ad is the centrepiece of Converse Century, a celebration of the company’s first 100 years, and a smart marketing campaign that condenses decades of global youth subculture and rebrands it for the mainstream.

The print element of the Converse Century campaign features a row of international, intergenerational scenesters, each wearing their pair of Chuck Taylor All Star trainers – among them are Hunter S Thompson, James Dean and Sid Vicious. The UK version of the print ad features Joy Division’s Ian Curtis; the French version, actress and singer Jane Birkin; the Chinese version, singer-songwriter Cui Jian. Converse means cool in more than 20 languages.

When the first edition of the glossy freesheet Vice came out in Montreal in 1994, its founders could hardly have believed that, 14 years on, it would be sought out by 900,000 readers on five continents. Now, the Vice empire includes a clothing chain, a record label and an online TV channel.

The Vice aesthetic has had an abiding influence on global scenester style. The magazine’s photographers popularised a street-verité photographic vernacular, with touches of soft porn and a sense of menace. The Vice Photo Book, a collection published earlier this year, boasts images of guns, sex, drug-taking, blood and vomit.

It’s no coincidence that American Apparel’s often controversial advertising campaigns imitate the Vice look, nor that Vice photographer Terry Richardson is the principal photographer for Uniqlo’s in-house magazine, Paper. His style has countless amateur copycats worldwide, whose photos have found a home on fast-growing photo-sharing websites such as Flickr and MySpace. Snapping away at a party in Portland, Oregon, or in Harajuku, Tokyo, a global scenester can disseminate their local style worldwide before sunrise.

“People like Ryan McGinley and Terry Richardson just took pictures of their friends on basic cameras,” explains Andy Capper, the UK editor of Vice. “American Apparel and Uniqlo are doing what Vice did, which is to stop using expensive models and Photoshop. They use point-and-shoot photography, which is more honest and exciting. Cheap digital cameras and the internet popularised that.

Outside a bar in Shoreditch, near the Vice offices, there’s a guy handing out flyers for a club night called Shoreditch is Shit: The Worst Night of Your Life. On the flipside are instructions for how to play “cock, muff, bumhole”, the variation on paper, scissors, stone created for Nathan Barley, a satire of scenester life aired on Channel 4. Making fun of the global scenesters is futile, for they love nothing more than to mock themselves. Everything a scenester does is rendered in air quotes: ironic moustaches, ironic trucker caps, faux-offensive Urban Outfitters T-shirts, white guys with afros, or musical acts with names like Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Nathan Barley himself ran a scenester website – or “urban culture despatch” – called Trashbat.co.ck, and the internet has been a key factor in the globalisation of hip. Through mailouts and blogs, the tropes of eclectic style tribes the world over are quickly integrated into a single street style. The keffiyeh, once a signifier of solidarity with Palestine, now signifies nothing but cool. The fixed-wheel bike is now the global scenester’s favourite ride. China’s cheap Holga camera, once a well-kept secret among professional photographers hoping to achieve that lo-fi look, is now an essential urban accessory, and the results of its use are plastered all over Flickr. Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes’ guitarist and boyfriend of Agyness Deyn, had one hanging round his neck at the T4 on the Beach party.

“Trends aren’t transmitted hierarchically, as they used to be,” explains Martin Raymond, co-founder of The Future Laboratory, a trend forecasting company. “They’re now transmitted laterally and collaboratively via the internet. You once had a series of gatekeepers in the adoption of a trend: the innovator, the early adopter, the late adopter, the early mainstream, the late mainstream, and finally the conservative. But now it goes straight from the innovator to the mainstream.”

The global scenester stays on top of what’s cool worldwide by reading such urban culture despatches as The Cool Hunter, a blog begun in Sydney four years ago by Bill Tikos, which reports on the hippest fashion, furniture, and design culture. The Cool Hunter has more than 600,000 unique visitors per month, who pore over the contents of its licensed offshoots in the US, UK, Turkey, Italy, China, and Japan. Its global audience allows Tikos to homogenise cool worldwide.

The Vice weekly e-mailout, with images from the global scene, and listings for Vice events in each city, is not unique. Le Cool, also emailed, calls itself “a free weekly cultural agenda and alternative city guide” for European capitals. Flavorpill does the same job for London and the US. It also makes sure scenesters are on the same page with weekly music, art, fashion, and literary mailouts, and Activate: “world news filtered by flavorpill”.

Not even geopolitics is beyond the boundaries of cool for a global scenester: there’s a vague pro-organic, anti-Bush sentiment uniting them all. For more precise examples, look at American Apparel’s pro-immigration political activities, or Vice’s “Iraq Issue” of 2004, which covered the conflict from a new, Vice-centric angle – following, for instance, the travails of an Iraqi heavy metal band. The magazine’s pet topics may be controversial, but they aren’t self-regarding.

“We’re more of a news magazine than a fashion magazine,” says Capper. “Even if we’re writing about a band we try to put some social context in it. We’re The Economist meets Rolling Stone – but back when Rolling Stone was good.”

In the 7 August edition of the JC Report, Flavorpill’s weekly fashion mailout, Erin Magner reported on ‘The Death of Trends’ on the catwalk. “In 2008, the only prevailing trend is that there are no prevailing trends,” she wrote. “It’s not just designers who are contributing to the end of boldface trends … consumers, too, are rejecting the commandments of the editorial elite, taking inspiration from peers around the world to craft their own interpretations of style. Rather than buy into one trend from head-to-toe, like the ‘preppy’ or ‘punk’ movements of decades past, consumers are appropriating eclectic influences and remixing them like a DJ does with music.”

“Fashion is a borrowed medium,” says Martin Raymond. “It’s pick-and-mix, it’s retroactive and it’s nostalgic. So you get a chronological misfit of products and references, mashed together to create something completely different. Think about nu-rave: it’s a product of Eighties romanticism, a product of punk, a product of straight edge and of old rave. The growth in cool-hunting websites and businesses has led to the decay of the traditional time scheme between an emerging group doing something, and it being spotted, embraced and codified. It used to be a year, then it was six months. Now it’s about six days. We have 3,500 trend-spotters stationed around the world. I sit down with them four times a year, and we’ll find that the same trend has cropped up in about 25 different cities.”

As this “borrowing and referencing” takes place not in capitals of cool like London but on an international scale, via the internet, the result is that same brand of individuality is sold, worn and celebrated the world over, simultaneously. If a global scenester starts wearing their underpants around their neck in Sao Paolo tomorrow, by next week boxer shorts would be sold out in Berlin. Ted Polhemus explains, “If you Google ’street style’, you can see street fashion photography from all over the world. What’s interesting is not just the images from London or Tokyo, but those from places like Helsinki, Zagreb, Mexico City, Jakarta, even Tehran. People always ask me, ‘What’s the next big thing?’ but there will never again be a next big thing. The future of fashion is that all of these places will participate. There will never ever again be one ‘the place’.”